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The Ward

Apr 24, 2024

Bush tentacles, potato chip security advice, and petting pretty grass!
Eight continues on his perilous jog through the cold wilderness while explaining recent happenings and the consequences of having sexy hips.
(Podcast may or may not involve gerbils.)

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Mar 19, 2024

Eight returns! From his Surprise Extended-Stay All-Expenses-Paid Involuntary Vacation!
Will you join him for a bit of fresh air?
Pretty rocks, suspicious birds, hungry beasts, and psych meds... a typical American outing.
(At the time of this recording, he has not been eaten by wolves. But he is still looking for that...


Jan 31, 2022

Eight explores magic, holy books, broccoli sobriety, and the only Irish word he knows. A must listen for any cat person who is off their meds!

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Oct 30, 2021

Storytime with Eight! A slice of October fashion tips, mostly Satan-free.

(Any likeness to actual events and insane cultist dogma is possibly but not necessarily coincidental and does not necessarily reflect the actual views of your next door neighbor who has been staring at you through your window when you aren't...


May 22, 2021

Eight almost get's killed by clothes, The CIA periodically scrambles the audio (Terribly sorry about that... We'll be increasing the tinfoil budget), and Squirrels. So. Many. Squirrels. So everybody close your eyes! We're gunna leave Jesus a voicemail...

Also, hold your chakra angel blessing lightwork healing...